Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Journal #2: A Ridiculous Hospitallity Story

Because I have been interested in squirrels recently, this short story about hospitality and manners will involve a couple of squirrels, one being extremely obese. This unrealistic story is based off of a few drawings that my friend and I creatively made. It is an extremely terrible story but I will post it anyways.
The first squirrel, Jesse Lacey, is roughly 100 pounds. He has a furry gut that overwhelms his vision and breathing capabilities. Although the squirrel has a hard time sustaining life, he seems quite happy. His life revolves around sleeping and eating massive amounts of food. His favorite food would have to be cake. He does not leave a single crumb on the large platter.
Jesse Lacey has a brother that weighs 94 pounds less than him. His name is Connor. Connor is a really creative squirrel who enjoys long walks in the afternoon. His weight is quite standard for a squirrel. Unfortunately his favorite food is cake. This is a large problem due to Jesse Lacey's massive infatuation with cake.
One day, a ridiculous T-Rex was baking awesome cake. Jesse Lacey smelled the delicious cake from three miles away. At the time, Jesse was outside of his tree home playing football with Connor. Connor smelt the awesome cake as well. They both began to leap toward the trees in the direction of the cake.
The three mile journey consisted of fire breathing dragons and mountain climbing. When the two rival brothers made it to the gigantic mountain, Connor believed he had the upper hand. He was small and quick, whereas Jesse was large and quite slow. Connor then took out a gigantic jet pack from his fanny pack. He strapped it on and began to fly. Just then, a roaring, whipping sound entered the mountain side. Connor looked to his left and Jesse was flying a massive helicopter. Connor was forcefully thrown to the ground from the massive helicopter.
Jesse finally made his way to the top of the mountain. He greeted the T-Rex and then took off with the cake. He flew to the bottom of the mountain where Connor was sitting down. Jesse saw the sadness in his eyes and decided it would be respectful if he gave his brother the large cake. Jesse and Connor began to share their love of cake after that ridiculously unrealistic day.

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